Leather seats, standard. Leather body, optional.

Rattlesnake.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Indian over the hood, Americans over the door. Hope they kill each other.

America.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

To match such a bad choice of color, a bad choice of airbrush.

Daisies.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

If you thought pandas were at the brink of extinction, come to Moscow.

Pandas.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

The car is like the owl: it works better at night when there's no light.

Owl.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Every car has horse power. But few need it painted on the side.

Horse Power.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Don't keep your bad taste to yourself. Set it free.

Left side of bad taste.

Right (though wrong) side of bad taste.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Cat on a hot tin door.

Meow.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano