He wanted to conquer Empires, but all he got was a little farm on the trunk...

Gladiator 1/2.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Farmville 2/2.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

If a picture is worth a thousand words, this guy used the whole dictionary.

Surreal 1/3.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Surreal 2/3.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Surreal 3/3.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

This cannot be real. No unicorn is...

Unicorn.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Is it my impression or the wolf in the back actually looks disappointed?

Lobinhos.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Make love, not... This...

Picture 1
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

In case buying a Hummer is not enough for you...

photo
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Such bad taste, even the frog is trying to jump out.

Frog.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

A black panther and a Peugeot lion together. Recipe for disaster.

Black Panther.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Right design in the wrong place.

DesigNo.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

So cute I could puke.

Cute.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Russian theme: bad taste.

Russian Decor.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

I never thought I'd say this, but dragons can actually guard your car and prevent it from being stolen.

Dragon.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Hard to notice the panther, but not the bad taste.

Panther.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Missiles. Machine guns. Definitely ready to fight against good taste.

Danger...
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Looks like a blanket, costs a lot more than a blanket and is just as unattractive as a blanket.

Checkered.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Full moon. Good for werewolves, bad for werecars.

Full moon. Scary.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

This would be considered bad taste. If he had taste.

Iron Horse.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

In case a yellow Hummer wasn't enough.

Hummer Bird.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Babylon isn't the only suspended garden.

Roses.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Skulls. Nothing left to say...

Skulls.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Never thought a bird could kill a Jaguar.

Phoenix.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

From outta this world. Unfortunately, right now it's in our world.

Sperm?
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

The fastest animal on Earth. At least when it comes to ruining a car.

Cheetah...
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

He loves me. He loves me... NOT!

So cute...
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Dancing with the wolves. Better yet: humiliating them.

Howling.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Size does not matter. When it comes to bad taste.

Smart?
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Judging by the car, he's not a successful artist.

Wow or Oww?
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Racing against good taste.

Motionless race.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Palmas para o idiota.

I wish I was somewhere else.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Unfortunately, this is not an endangered species.

Cayenne.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Is it my impression or the lion on the right is laughing just like me?

Lion.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

How to show your creativity in the worst possible place.

Design?
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

The Cheetah. The fastest way to look ugly.

Cheetah.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

This guy achieved something new: random ugliness.

Decoration.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

I love Japan, but this is a little too much.

Japan.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

As we say in Brazil: Tigrada...

More nature.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

I hope no one crashes. These wolves have suffered enough.

Rolling with the wolves.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Is this taking of? I don't think so.

Dragone.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Crocodile skin and IQ.

Crododile Done Deal.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

What the hell is this? Literally.

Knight?
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

A thunderstorm of bad taste.

Rays
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Save the Panda. Paint it black...

Panda. Not by FIAT.
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano

Venetian carnival, African mask or just plain ugly?

Carnaval?
Originally uploaded by Andreas Toscano